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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>dsfincannon.com</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dsfincannon)</generator><link>http://dsfincannon.com/</link><item><title>CHELSEA HANDLER just tried to kill a man on national television...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Poor Jimmy Fallen…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438473086</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438473086</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 01:15:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>What the hell is she butchering Una Voce Poca Fa for!?...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0gt3grMaHZI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0gt3grMaHZI&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;What the hell is she butchering Una Voce Poca Fa for!? That’s uncalled for… :/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438269187</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438269187</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:24:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I wanna recover this song sometimes soon.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s1FpeqGIxHo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s1FpeqGIxHo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I wanna recover this song sometimes soon.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438196729</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438196729</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:48:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Momma Cass and my man John</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NKdknYaSHgE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NKdknYaSHgE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Momma Cass and my man John&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438169228</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/438169228</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:22:42 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz18fk0b6H1qb9qjlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437399300</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437399300</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:47:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"I think we’re both deeper than normal people–what they think and how they feel."</title><description>“I think we’re both deeper than normal people–what they think and how they feel.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Miley Cyrus, talking about her and her boyfriend&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437342736</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437342736</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:10:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jesuskirkandvinny:

Our Oscars Disaster.
The night went quickly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzwsvUZ5b1qaxdbfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzwsvUZ5b1qaxdbfo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyzwsvUZ5b1qaxdbfo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jesuskirkandvinny.com/post/436059698/our-oscars-disaster-the-night-went-quickly-from"&gt;jesuskirkandvinny&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Our Oscars Disaster.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The night went quickly from bad to worse…to blows.  First, not even two minutes into the thing, Doogie Howser starts singing about prison rape.  Nice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then our satellite craps out.  One minute we’re laughing at Steve and Alec, the next minute…blue screen of death.  Really?  Direct TV?  On Oscar Night?  You guys suck!  We reset the thing like ten times but nothing.  In fact, we still don’t have service.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We were all pissed but Kirk took it really hard…he’s a huge Christopher Plummer fan and he felt for sure that, “this is Plummer’s year!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Around one in the morning Jesus and I heard something and that’s when we found Kirk.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sometimes the only way to help someone is to kick them and make sure they are not dead.  And that’s exactly what I did.&lt;b&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437330923</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437330923</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:02:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>chuckmore:

rillawafers:

Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_f5a57185bd"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=f5a57185bd" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=f5a57185bd" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_f5a57185bd" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chuckmore.com/post/424242532/rillawafers-funny-or-dies-presidential-reunion"&gt;chuckmore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rillawafers.tumblr.com/post/424236697/funny-or-dies-presidential-reunion-from-will"&gt;rillawafers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f5a57185bd/funny-or-die-s-presidential-reunion"&gt;Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, Ron Howard, Jim Carrey, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Jake, Dan Aykroyd, Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey, FOD Team, and Antonio Scarlata&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;this video will break the internet today, watch  it now and tell every single person you know you saw it first&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437267548</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437267548</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:16:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If you like the Antlers, please watch this.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8329608&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8329608&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=8329608&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you like the Antlers, please watch this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437176538</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437176538</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:09:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>This is one of my favorite songs. It’s so sad.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9384162&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9384162&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9384162&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is one of my favorite songs. It’s so sad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437168645</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437168645</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:03:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>adaisy:

wendyanthems:

At last, my love has lied all alongMy lonely days are far from overAnd life...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adaisy.tumblr.com/post/437119950/wendyanthems-at-last-my-love-has-lied-all"&gt;adaisy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://wendyanthems.tumblr.com/post/437119277/at-last-my-love-has-lied-all-along-my-lonely-days"&gt;wendyanthems&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At last, my love has lied all along&lt;br/&gt;My lonely days are far from over&lt;br/&gt;And life is like a sad song&lt;br/&gt;Oh, yeah, at last&lt;br/&gt;The skies above are cloudy&lt;br/&gt;My heart was wrapped up in thorns&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuck my life.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bless her heart.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…wtf is that shit…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437122075</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437122075</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:28:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>And now the parents surely know I smoke.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;God damnit. I can’t catch a break.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437036358</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/437036358</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 11:22:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>9 hours in the hospital, 6 bags of fluid and a variety of IV line medication....and I'm alive</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I basically vomited every 10 minutes for about 3 hours. Almost passed out. Called an ambulance and my parents came up to take me home. And now I’m “awake.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I never want to vomit again. Never.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/435762065</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/435762065</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 20:40:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I spent last night in the hospital.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’ve never felt so sick. I’m alive though&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/434995690</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/434995690</guid><pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:11:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>radmax:

(via tumblrisforlulz)

Queshatakaynayobama Fincannon</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyy00gTHxB1qzh5gno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://radmax.tumblr.com/post/433755980"&gt;radmax&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tumblrisforlulz.tumblr.com/"&gt;tumblrisforlulz&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Queshatakaynayobama Fincannon&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433773646</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433773646</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:11:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>My television doesn't even pick up the Oscars. Fuck me.</title><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433560834</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433560834</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:30:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love you.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxuy95tSQ1qb9qjlo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love you.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433506946</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433506946</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 20:03:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I didn’t need you all after all.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxukoUHr71qb9qjlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I didn’t need you all after all.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433490401</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433490401</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:55:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Evolution is a lie. Darwin died years ago. If evolution was true, then he woulda evolved into some sorta cooler animal and lived forever like Jesus did. Duh.</title><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433486806</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433486806</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:53:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>radmax:

savagemike:

::facepalm::

Makes me want to cry a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyxsz2RLGf1qzd2blo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://radmax.tumblr.com/post/433430076"&gt;radmax&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://savagemike.tumblr.com/post/433422178/facepalm"&gt;savagemike&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;::facepalm::&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Makes me want to cry a little.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Something is wrong with our education system :/&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433449305</link><guid>http://dsfincannon.com/post/433449305</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:34:58 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
