CHELSEA HANDLER just tried to kill a man...
Poor Jimmy Fallen…
Mar 10th
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What the hell is she butchering Una Voce Poca Fa for!? That’s uncalled for… :/
Mar 10th
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I wanna recover this song sometimes soon.
Mar 10th
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Momma Cass and my man John
Mar 10th
Mar 9th
“I think we’re both deeper than normal people–what they...”
— Miley Cyrus, talking about her...
— Miley Cyrus, talking about her...
Mar 9th
jesuskirkandvinny:
Our Oscars Disaster.
The night went...
Mar 9th
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chuckmore:
rillawafers:
Funny or Die’s Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, Ron...
Mar 9th
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If you like the Antlers, please watch this.
Mar 9th
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This is one of my favorite songs. It’s so sad.
Mar 9th
adaisy:
wendyanthems:
At last, my love has lied all along My lonely days are far from over And...
Mar 9th
And now the parents surely know I smoke.
God damnit. I can’t catch a break.
Mar 9th
9 hours in the hospital, 6 bags of fluid...
I basically vomited every 10 minutes for about 3 hours. Almost passed out. Called an ambulance and...
Mar 9th
I spent last night in the hospital.
I’ve never felt so sick. I’m alive though
Mar 8th
radmax:
(via tumblrisforlulz)
Queshatakaynayobama...
Mar 8th
My television doesn't even pick up the...
Mar 8th
I love you.
Mar 8th
I didn’t need you all after all.
Mar 8th
Evolution is a lie. Darwin died years...
Mar 8th
radmax:
savagemike:
::facepalm::
Makes me want to cry...
Mar 8th
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God I do love this scene very much.
Mar 8th
I will do anything for whoever walks in...
Would you lace my shoe? Anything. Paint your face bright blue? Anything. Catch a kangaroo? Anything....
Mar 8th
Ok nevermind if yall are gonna be mean...
Mar 7th
Yes, just like Christ.
Mar 7th
hootowl:
Bears and boobs. Bears and boobs. Bears and...
Mar 7th
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN. TOM CRUISE IS NOT...
IT WAS FATAL!
Mar 7th
Mar 7th
I’m going to be giving seminars soon. Stay tuned.
Mar 7th
my dick has grown significantly since...
Mar 7th
embracing the inner hipsterness blog...
Mar 7th
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money,...”
— Shaquille O’Neal (via hootowl)
— Shaquille O’Neal (via hootowl)
Mar 7th
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Tumblrphone — March 6, 2010
In which I fuck it. Fuck it.
Mar 7th
I forgot to hide my cigarettes from my...
My roommate is now an avid smoker.
Mar 6th
I like lots of salt on the rim.
Mar 6th
We're planning on smacking them down...
Mar 5th
Actually... an "eye for an eye" only...
Everyone else just kinda watches the whole deal and goes “Man, remind me never to steal...
Mar 5th
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Tumblrphone — March 5, 2010
In which I learn a new song because of Friday.
Mar 5th
I made too much stirfry. Does anyone want a bowl?
Mar 5th
kristin chenoweth plays a WHORE on...
Mar 5th
I'm watching Glee. Did you know that...
I can’t help but think of Kurt’s (TSoM) high note at the end of “So Long,...
Mar 5th
That was a joke. Please don't start with...
Mar 5th
Also, Christians, while we're at it......
praecipitium: (via dsfincannon) Last time I checked, only Pentecostal Church members were knee...
Mar 5th
Where in the Bible do Christians find...
spinlighted: dsfincannon: spinlighted: dsfincannon: It’s just not correct form, Christians!...
Mar 5th
Where in the Bible do Christians find...
spinlighted: dsfincannon: It’s just not correct form, Christians! You don’t capitalize...
Mar 5th
WHO IS JOSH GROBAN KILL YOURSELF
Mar 5th
Also, Christians, while we're at it......
Mar 5th
Where in the Bible do Christians find...
It’s just not correct form, Christians! You don’t capitalize pronouns!
Mar 5th
"Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday,...
I do believe they mean “without Norse gods and celestial bodies.”
Mar 5th
Now remember... if the balloon pops, the...
Mar 5th
That annoying hot girl from glee... she...
alexa734: hubertcumberdale: (via dsfincannon) You’re not specific enough. I’m thinking he...
Mar 5th
That annoying hot girl from glee... she...
Mar 5th
Mar 5th
(That was a fair and balanced...
Mar 5th
Conservatives are stupid!
Mar 5th
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Tumblrphone — March 4, 2010
In which I am a terrible son.
Mar 5th
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Some songs, I think, are not meant to be played correctly.
Mar 4th
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I don’t know if any of you people realize this, but Shakespeare was a really good playwright....
Mar 4th
This is a food staple:
Two slices of white bread Two slices of pepperjack cheese Two slices of think, virginia ham ...
Mar 4th
So I just panicked and texted my mother...
And then realized that her birthday was not until Saturday. Great. I just created a problem by...
Mar 4th
The Secular Case Against Gay Marriage
Mar 4th
UNC WIN, STATE LOSS, DUKE LOSS, GOOD...
Mar 4th
it may not always be so by E. E....
it may not always be so;and i say that if your lips,which i have loved,should touch...
Mar 4th
liveandtellnoone:
Yes. Yes, I do. I love that show as much...
Mar 4th
I want a friend like Kurt Hummel
Mar 4th
…yeah I totally just weeded you out as watching that...
Mar 4th
Mrs. Hitchens: You're a good kid, Vanessa. Why did you try to rob a bank!?
Vanessa: Because, Mrs. Hitchens, that's where they keep THE MONEY...
Vanessa: Because, Mrs. Hitchens, that's where they keep THE MONEY...
Mar 4th
Ok, so I turned scrobbling off a while ago, so this...
Mar 4th
Alright everyone, I'm making an "about...
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Mar 3rd
staff:
Now testing: Pages
You can now add static pages to...
Mar 3rd
Stefano: freckles is an automatic low
Stefano: i can't stop staring at them
Stefano: i would be busy trying to find constellations and shit
I found Orion on the side of my ex. I always thought it was cool cause she found the big dipper on me...
Stefano: i can't stop staring at them
Stefano: i would be busy trying to find constellations and shit
I found Orion on the side of my ex. I always thought it was cool cause she found the big dipper on me...
Mar 3rd
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So… I’m slightly addicted to this song lately…
Mar 3rd
tamlynraven:
I already started writing it now because I...
Mar 3rd
Ok... so I finally caved and watch...
The stories are stupid… But the voices… are pretty awesome lol
Mar 3rd
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Tumblrphone — March 3, 2010
In which I DMITRI SHOSTAKOVICH WHAT!?
Mar 3rd
hootowl:
Click HERE to be taken to a form where you can...
Mar 3rd
Hi, hello, and welcome! You’ve found me!
My name is...
Mar 3rd
TONIGHT.
Mar 3rd
Look at this happy son-of-a-bitch. God damn, he’s got...
Mar 2nd
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Tumblrphone — March 2, 2010
In which I may or may not have “rawr’d.”
Mar 2nd
Mr. Zimmerman, why don't you leave an...
Mar 2nd
I'm Brian and so's my wife...
Mar 2nd
50 cent generic intro for random...
“You can parody almost anything,” said frequent contributor to The New Yorker, Bill McCall, and...
Mar 2nd
It's starting to feel real again.
Mar 2nd
No... I'm serious... Idioteque is the...
Play it loud, damnit.
Mar 2nd
Idioteque
makes me want to fuck something violently
Mar 2nd
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It’s time to post a cover of an under-appreciated song.
Mar 2nd
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A quick and simple cover of “Your Ex-Lover is Dead” by Stars.
Mar 2nd
I'm going to hear the London...
Mar 1st
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The Lonely 1 | Wilco
Mar 1st
I took Focus on the Family’s survey.
Mar 1st
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I’m just a kid. Don’t be mean to a kid.
MUST WATCH
Mar 1st
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Tumblrphone — March 1, 2010
In which I spend too much money on groceries.
Mar 1st
I’m so very sorry, my dear best friend. I did not mean...
Mar 1st
I do not have a “Savior,” nor do I want one. My “sins” are the things I have...
Mar 1st
A - Available: Yes, but not for manual labor. If it’s...
Mar 1st